变脸 (Bianlian; “face changing”) in Sichuan opera
holy shit
ALT
thanks for explaining, was about to set laptop on fire for fear of witchcraft (still might, let’s see where the evening takes me)
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OOTD
hire me for just whatever
[fills out a job application] i can do whatever and am good at anything, my biggest weakness is i love too much
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the fact that i’m not on a balcony in italy watching the sun set eating fresh fruit with my lover is offensive
(via chill-canadian)
it don’t matter how down you are for ppl, they gone do wtf they want to do regardless of your feelings.
this why we master detachment
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Anonymous asked:
So how does one get recruited? 🤔
You simply exist. And if a girl finds you worthy, you will be contacted via telepathy
Anonymous asked:
Humbly requesting a cleavage pic 🙏🏼
A dog pic you say? Of course 🥰
